Finally! My own T-Rex!

Yes kiddies. For a mere $22k I can have my own T-Rex skeleton that...wait for it...ROARS! Yes! I'm trying to get the money as we speak.

Boo!

Hello hello. I ran across some things today that I would like for Halloween. I know it's not October yet but I like to start decorating early. Get over it.

Skull and crossbone ice trays?! Are you kidding me?! Who needs Halloween to have these around. I'm ordering some right now.

Ok I don't even like spiders and I want these. So cute.


These magnets would look so cute on our fridge. I want these. Another purchase perhaps.

These are so cute. Skullions. Deviled Eggs. Scarrots. Hilarious and adorable.

You can pick up all of these items, and more, here.

Bad economy = West Nile Virus outbreak?

According to the Contra Costa Mosquito & Vector Control District, high mortgages are causing more drama than we think. It appears that some people who have had to leave their homes as a result of costly mortgages and have pools, are the leading contributor to a looming West Nile outbreak! Yes. That is what I said. These people leave their homes without draining the water from their pools and create a mosquito breeding ground. This is such a problem that authorities are flying over neighborhoods and looking for green pools to dump mosquitofish into! I swear. These fish love some mosquitoes and are eating all the babies and decreasing our chances of an outbreak.
Thank you authorities and fish??

Oh Eva, Look What You've Done

I know Shug and I have been posting a lot of video lately. It's not intentional, however these videos must be addressed. Below is Eva Mendes' commercial for Calvin Klein's Obsession perfume. This commercial is banned from U.S. television and all I can say to that is "Really???" So she shows a breast in the commercial. What is the big deal? I just don't understand how America is so conservative when it comes to body parts but we're more than willing to show very disgusting programs on television! I've seen people eat cow balls and chicken ovaries, break a limb (Olympics) and give birth to a child. All of which damn near make me vomit. But a breast? And Eve Mendes' breast at that? Come on.

My Love For Kanye Is On Lockdown

I've heard mixed reviews about Kanye's closing performance for MTV's VMA's. I just watched the video and I understand why the reviews are mixed. The song isn't pretty and neither is the setting. The song is raw. The performance is emotional. And Kanye isn't the best singer. However, there's nothing pretty about admitting that you aren't loving the person you're in love with the way they deserve to be loved. Some people think the audio of this performance was bad. However, we've all seen Kanye's tantrum's, rants and meltdowns. So, I just don't think he would let the audio on his VMA performance slide. At first I wasn't sure how I felt about this song. But, it's original, I like the lyrics and the beat. So....I Like This Song.

What are you giving me????

Everyone knows I love Justin. And add Andy Samberg...brilliant!

Crazy Delicious

Happy Friday everyone. In honor of the greatest SNL of all time happening tomorrow, Michael Phelps and Lil Wayne, I thought that I would post some of my favorite SNL skits of all time.

Andy Samberg is a genius.

Let's Lunch in the Bathroom, K?

Modern Toilet is a bathroom-themed restaurant in Taipei. Customers sit on toilets for seats and eat food on tables made from covered sinks and bathtubs. The food is served in a mini-toilet bowls and patrons drink out of mini travel potties. To finish the atmosphere, toilet paper is provided in the place of napkins.

Jenny from the block

Damn that Jenny. She's lookin' hotter than ever in this month's Elle magazine. Who gets to take pictures with all the best designers?! Just another reason I love this chick.
Here she is with the adorable Dolce & Gabbana. And I want her Little Boy Blue inspired suit on the right. K. You're a doll. Thanks.

Pick a card, any card

Hi kiddies. It's been a while huh? My deepest apologies.

I think some of you understand how annoying people can be at work. Either their personalities, quickly changing attitudes, terrible clothing choices, etc. Well, Shinebox Print has made some card booklets with you in mind. My favorite collection is the Unmentionables.


I would love to have a stack of these to hand out to people. *daydreams* I know. We can't have it all!


I wouldn't be opposed to this one either. I could think of tons of people to hand this to. Many of which would have received the other card as well. *giggles*